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Baby Godzilla Lizards and Gym Rats: Man Replaces Pet Store Labels With Hilarious New Ones [PHOTOS]

So you’re walking through the pet store, admiring all the little animals when a label catches your eye: “Baby Godzilla Lizard”? That can’t be right. “Judgmental Tree Frog”? “Haitian Voodoo Death Bird”?! In fact, those names are anything but accurate. They’re a prank by comedic genius Jeff Wysaki of Pleated Jeans, who replaced the labels for a slew of pet store animals with completely new ones.

Wysaki goes above and beyond, not only changing the animals’ names, but also their scientific names and species information. He writes funny facts for each, like how the “Regular Boring Normal Turtle” is “not teenaged,” “not mutant,” and “not ninja.”

Check them out and make sure to read each line, because they are hilarious!
 
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